Caption Contest No. 1

Winning Submission:

"The baton has been passed and now the Olympian is
attempting to ignite the flame of the opening ceremony."

Honorable Mentions
"Typical NASCAR fan."
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle, here is my...."
"Living room carpet...$150, 10 cases of beer....$125, racing helmet...$50,
getting signed to Deep Elm Records and celebrating with your closest friends...Priceless."