Caption Contest No. 2

Winning Submission:

"Pretty fry for a white guy."

Honorable Mentions
"Today is not a good day to die."
"Oh man. This is embarassing. My collar is up."
"I love the smell of french fries in the morning."
"I pull one out...and another one grows right back!"
"Are you sure this will guarantee my song a spot on Emo Diaries VI?"
"And so, Christopher Robin, beating out Tigger's bouncing belch, won the gross out game at Pooh Corner."
"Alister 'the human playdoh machine' McDermot once again demonstrates his strange and unique talent by sitting on twenty large Idaho potatos."