Caption Contest No. 6

Winning Submission:

"My goodness, the wind resistance on this species is remarkable.
Just watch him as he gracfully glides through the air."

Honorable Mentions
"Fat Boy sWim"
"Flop Unknown"
"Jimmy Ate World"
"Iceberg! Dead Ahead!"
"Surfs up in three...two...one."
"Time for snacks, I mean laps... "
"They say the camera adds 300 pounds."
"Butterfly in the sky, I can fly twice as high..."
"Beautiful form, but that entry is going to cost him with the judges."
"Hanz is one of our finest bachelors. He's in great shape. He enjoys swimming and fine foods. Do we have an opening bid?"
"Mr. President, these are pictures of the asteroid. We call asteroids this size global killers. The asteroid is the size of Texas."