Caption Contest No. 8

Winning Submission:

"Now, this piece of artwork is from our white trash period.
You can see how the artist captures the true essence
of the lower class. Okay, moving on..."

Honorable Mentions
"Fallen Car Collection"
"Dude, where's my truck?"
"Today is the first day of the rest of my life."
"Two more payments and the place is mine!"
"Man, I shook this beer up waaaaaay too much!"
"Meet Earl, hes a fun loving bachelor from out West..."
"No Mr. Whiskey, I don't have an officer in my pocket..."
"And then BOOM...the aliens dropped me right back here!"
"Outwit, Outlast, Outhouse: SURVIVOR 3 - The Alabama Outbacks"
"What your paying for with this house is location, location, location."
"When there's no explanation. When you're feeling somewhat conquered. There is hope."
"The sums of the squares of the legs of a right triangle are equal to the square of the hypotenuse."