Caption Contest No. 9

Winning Submission:

"Historians have recently discovered that Long John Silver used to have a cat
sit on his shoulder, not a parrot. They have also discovered that he was neither
long nor John. In fact, he was Mimpsy Sweeny...a young girl from Ohio."

Honorable Mentions
"Siamese Grins"
"Appleseed Cat"
"Death Cat for Cutie"
"Kitty tells me to burn things."
"When animals SHOULD attack..."
"I want the tooth, the whole tooth...and nothing but the tooth!"
"The victors of the famous Ali / Foreman vs. Sally / Buttons tagteam match."
"From Man's rib, God created Woman. From Woman's tooth, God created Cat."
"Thith ith my cat, she ith only two yearth old. She can lick between my teeth, want to thee?"
"That's the last time Betsy and Booboo are going to get caught smoking at an Earth Crisis show..."