Caption Contest No. 12

Winning Submission:

"An hour later, Timmy wrapped his little red wagon around a tree."

Honorable Mentions
"Spit-faced!"
"Beer...the cheap babysitter."
"The Not Gonna Get Up Kids."
"Crack is whack. Liquor is quicker."
"We're not leavin' 'til we're heavin'!"
"So the fountain of youth does exist!"
These children are not sleeping...they are dead."
"Remember kids, drinking makes you look cool."
"Admitting that you have a problem is the first step."
"Think they're young? You should have seen the strippers!
"Okay, who shaved our heads while we were passed out?"
"That's the last time I let Planes Mistaken For Stars babysit."