Caption Contest No. 13

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Honorable Mentions
"Autobots transform!"
"That's gonna leave a mark."
"Oh Magoo, you've done it again!"
"Don't get high on your own supply.
"Hello, State Farm? This is Rusty."
"Okay people, call it in the air...heads or tails?"
"10.0.....10.0.....10.0.....and the Russian judge....9.8."
"Cell Phones: the Number One killer in America today."
"Park, drive, reverse, vertical. Vertical? I wonder what that does..."
"Looks like them Duke boys got themselves in another sticky situation."
"Herb, I think I'll take her. The steering's kinda loose but we can fix her."
"So they finally let the guy from Caption Contest #1 race. It's about time."
"After years of taking left turns, Herman decided today was his day to make a right."
"Number 2 is coming up to the most difficult part of his presentation - the triple-axel double-lux...and he nails it!."