Caption Contest No. 16

Winning Submission:

"No, Fred and I aren't pilots, but we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!"

Honorable Mentions
"God is my co-pilot."
"Neither of us is wearing pants."
"Friends don't let friends fly drunk."
"It's a bird...it's a plane...its A PLANE!!!"
"Next on Jenny Jones....Retards In The Sky."
"Jim and Carl's last tryout with The Blue Angels."
"Congratulations! You've won the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes!"
"We've got clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"
"Little did they know the warning 'Incoming Cesna' was not a new blend of coffee."
"Thanks, Misty...no, Earl here ordered the gin and tonic. I had the jack and coke. You're a dear."
"Bob and Carl's was a perfect romance, soaring the skies of love on wings of hope and clouds of desire..."
"So Mikey, you're six today, huh? Many happy returns buddy. No need to look so scared, Dan and I don't bite."
"This is Ted & Steve. We've secretly switched their regular navigation system with a homing beacon transponder. Let's see if they notice."
"Attention passengers, please fasten your parachutes, I MEAN SEATBELTS! We are now going to be flying through some airplanes, I MEAN TURBULENCE!"