Caption Contest No. 18

Winning Submission:

"Marco!...Volvo! Marco!...Volvo!"

Honorable Mentions
"Saabmarine"
"4-Wheel Dive"
"Carpooling Gone Wild"
"Dude, there's your car!"
"Harv, you're gonna flood the engine!"
"Make sure you wash behind it's mirrors."
"It turns out Chevy actually is Like A Rock."
"Damn! I thought you said lets go scuba DRIVING! "
"Eddie, I told you not to use MapQuest for directions!"
"It was originally a stretch limo, but you know...shrinkage."
"Grows up to 400 times its original size when placed in water!"
"Okay, there's an obvious carpool joke here. Now, who wants pizza?"
"Well sir, the problem is there seems to be a Pinto caught in your drain."
"Doing his best to help the environment, Doug set up the office carpool."
"Maybe I did. Or maybe I didn't. But that's for a jury of my peers to decide now."
"84 Volvo, red, 164k, some water damage but otherwise clean, excellent cond, sacrifice at $3,250."
"David Blaine has been submerged in that small subcompact for over 42 hours. This is breathtaking!"
"I told him it wasn't Far From The Stool, and he thought I said Put The Car In The Pool. Ahh...it's just the static from your cellular phone, Mrs. McKelvy."