Caption Contest No. 19

Winning Submission:

"Port open for mid-air refueling..."

Honorable Mentions
"Lockheed Fartin"
"Dishonorable discharge."
"Pretty fly for a white guy..."
"Let me ass you a question!"
"Wait a second, I'm not the tail gunner?"
"Looks like there's a crack in the windshield."
"Can you hear me now?....how about now?!!"
"Postcard to Saddam: Gettings from America"
"I'm wondering what he's flying the plane with!"
"The Scottish Airforce: William Wallace Division"
"This is the bombadier. I'm ready to drop my load."
"What do you mean you forgot to bring your lighter?"
"Captain, you've got a bogey on your ass. Try and shake him."
"Right cheek, left cheek, crack down the middle. Shake those buns till it's hot like a griddle. "