Caption Contest No. 22

Winning Submission:

"Thank you for trying Stouffer's new Cat Pocket."

Honorable Mentions
"Meow."
"Made in Germany."
"Turn it over, stupid."
"Second door on the right."
"I know what you did last summer..."
"Man who stand on toilet, high on pot."
"Live right now for you shall die tommrow."
"You will be hungry again an hour from now."
"Me chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke."
"When it comes to laundry, two Wongs do not make a white!"
"Double spicy chicken in red pepper sauce? Dude, big mistake. Huge."
"It's not that your arms are hairy, it's just the hair on your arms is so noticable."

"Stay seated. Soon, a black dodge 1500 will come through the poorly
constructed walls of the king buffet. This is only the beggining, from now
on you will pay full attention to me, this may be your only chance of survival.
Two large men will exit this vehicle, one will be holding a small semi-automatic
firearm, the other, will be shouting out orders. Do not listen. Pay attention to the
music playing, soon after the chorus of Banan-o-rama's Cruel Summerengages,
the sweaty man will begin shooting, this moment is critical. I need you to..."