Caption Contest No. 25

Winning Submission:

"Alright Dad, I won't tell Mom about you 'hugging' my babysitter!"

Honorable Mentions
"I want my two dollars!"
"Do I have any cavities?"
"Leather interior?! WOW!"
"C'mon...you can hit 100!"
"It's raining men...hallelujah!"
"Red Bull... it gives you wings!"
"Can you hear me now? Good."
"Timmy really improves traction."
"Turns out, Mikey doesn't like it."
"Doc, the Delorean isn't working!"
"This week on Fear Factor Junior..."
"Enough already with the wind enema!"
"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
"I don't want to go to Michael Jackson's!"
"Frat hazing at Golden Tykes Pre-School"
"Do you still think the Sable is a pansy car, son?"
"This Big Brother program is funner than I thought!"
"Honey, turn the wipers on...that should get rid of it."
"Do it...say 'are we there yet' one more time, I dare you!"
"Hey Bob, I think he's trying tell us our car door light is on."
"Sometimes you're the bug. Sometimes you're the windshield."
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE QUOTATION MARKS WHEN ENTERING YOUR CAPTION!"