Caption Contest No. 30

Winning Submission:

"Looks like it's Festivus for the rest of us..."

Honorable Mentions
"I don't speak Spanish."
"Santa catches the red eye."
"That's going to leave a mark."
"Santa Clause was f*cking huge!"
"These chicken runs are killing me."
"Santa got run over by a plane-dear!"
"Best way to kill a lie...fake it's death."
"Looks like Santa got plastered last night."
"And it's been spelled S-L-A-Yride ever since."
"I wouldn't wait for Santa...call 877-DEEP-ELM."
"United Airlines...Come Die in the Friendly Skies!"
"This is for running over my grandma with that reindeer!"
"FedEx has announced it is now the Official supplier of Christmas."
"I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause. And so did my Dad...he's a pilot."
"Unwittingly, Santa continued his bizarre fettish while Delta officials looked on in disbelief."