Caption Contest No. 31

Winning Submission:

"Chuck?" "Yes, John."
"Did you remember to turn off the Deep Elm office webcam?"

Honorable Mentions
"I'm Sangria, this is Nuts."
"Keep your wrist off my gear."
"Guess where I keep my wallet?"
"Did I leave the oven on at home?"
"Long and skinny or short and fat?"
"There can only be one Highlander!"
"You liah! You say we go on Iron Chef."
"A must have for the seasons' fashion."
"But together, we form: SLAPTY NOODLE!"
"First rule of Gay Club, NO ONE talk about Gay Club!"
"Wow, this new apartment's got everything. We'll take it!"
"Confucious say: Man who stand with hand in pocket feel cocky."
"Oooooh, mine way too tight. No, just squat down rike this and it feels GOOD!"
"And it was these two fingers inserted that make him freeze with that grin on his face."
"You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the head when I'm wearing these bad boys?"
"I don't know if it's the magnet's strong pull or your arm touching me there, but WOOOOhoooooo!"
"Spread out the straps so they cover your nipples! For God's sake, you don't want to look obscene."