Caption Contest No. 33

Winning Submission:

"Lance's slightly less athletic brother...Fat Chance Armstrong."

Honorable Mentions
"Look Mom...no brains."
"The Great Fall of China."
"Flight of the Tumble-Bee."
"Extreme Chinese Takeout."
"Fucking Biking LATTERMAN."
"I hope this castle has a moat."
"Beijing...We Have A Problem."
"Lance Armstrong...you got Punkd!"
"Quick, someone toss me a Red Bull!"
"You got like three feet of air that time."
"Move the mattress! Move the mattress!"
"LATTERMAN kicks Phil out of the band."
"How do you say OH SHIT in Cantonese?"
"Cue Spidey Websling...NOW!.....NOOOOW!!!"
"I call this next trick The Great Balls of China."
"Yet another failure in Chinese weapons testing."
"I should have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
"Kenny Blankenship's Most Painful Eliminations of the Day."
"Am I forgetting something? Helmet, shoes, pads, bike...BIKE!"
"Confucious say man who ride bicycle upside down have crack up."
"Start thinkin I'm a ball, I'm a ball, I'm a ball, I'm a ball, I'm a ball, I'm a ball!!!"
"A 10 for the rider with the imaginary bike and a 7 for the bike with the imaginary rider."