Caption Contest No. 37

Winning Submission:

"Ouch! I just got kicked in my Latterman!"

Honorable Mentions
"Moshed Potatoes."
"Feels Like Violence!"
"Sweating to the oldies."
"When in doubt..pinky out!"
"Who is your daddy....now!"
"Pop radio is a f**king disease."
"Ahh...the delicate art of romance."
"This is why i ALWAYS wear a cup."
"I don't remember this level on DDR!"
"I only did it cause he listens to Creed."
"Sorry! I meant to stick my foot up your a$$!"
"Hardcore dance lesson #10: The Nutcracker."
"Q. What's the capital of Thailand? A. Bang Kok"
"This band leaves a hot burning sensation in my nuts."
"Thought I didn't see ya looking at the skinny girl, huh?"
"You're straightedge. You're not gonna use them anyway."
"Is this what they meant when they said Kick Out The Jams?"
"A swift kick in the jewels let him know the spare tire comment was not appreciated."