Caption Contest No. 39

Winning Submission:

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!"

Honorable Mentions
"This is heartcore!"
"I just shit my pants."
"Go ahead, pull my finger."
"Hey...you...emo kid, cheer up!"
"Same time next Sunday, baby!"
"Looking good Diddy, looking good!"
"Water into wine. Gets 'em every time!"
"Shake and bake, baby...shake and bake!"
"Ever kill a yack from 300 yards with mind bullets?"
"Jesus Christ and the Church of Latterman Saints"
"No, it's cool. Just stop touching yourself, Bradley."
"I think I've just found the angel I want to be touched by."
"You bend over behind him and Il push him into the pool."
"You got it! That is the Virgin Mary on that potato chip. Good eye!"
"And Yea, Jesus smote the sinner with his invisible bow and arrow."
"Thanks for poking, me in the eye, chewing my finger and filling my sleeve with salad cream!"
"I'd like to thank my father, the big guy, and a quick shout out to my boys at Deep Elm Records for bringin' the heat...10 years running!"