Caption Contest No. 42

Winning Submission:

"Cracked pepper on your salad sir?"

Honorable Mentions
"NEXT!"
"Don't chuck with me!"
"C'mon, tell me I'm special."
"This...is...SPARTAAAAAAAA!"
"Yippie-Kai-Yay, motherfucker!"
"Be Afwaid, Be Verwy, Verwy Afwaid."
"I have superhero skills, nunchuk skills...."
"This is why you don't sleep with your sister."
"It's Christmas not Halloween! What are you, retarded?"
"I will have that bottle of wine open for you in just a minute."
"How in the hell does this salt and pepper shaker come apart?"
"Is this where we try out for So You Think You're A Superhero?"
"Ladies, let me ask you a question. Flossing: before or after you brush?"
"Mistletoe or not, Mommy aint going to be kissing Santa Clause this year."
"Tony swore revenge on uncle James, who stole his nose at the age of 3 and never gave it back."
"After awaking from a Christmas Day nap, Patrick Dunn realized that his grandfather had glued a pair of chained hot dogs to his hands."