Caption Contest No. 46

Winning Submission:

"America's Next Top Ventriloquist...coming this summer on FOX!"

Honorable Mentions
"It's focaccia dumbass."
"My PRECIOUSSSSS!!!!."
"Sharon: After the Osbournes.."
"Carrot Top falls on hard times..."
"So...THAT's what my ear tastes like!"
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
"What are you looking at? I'm half chipmunk!"
"NO cheese. NO toppings. This pizza is a rip off."
"Jared's sister introduces the New Subway Fried Dough Weight-Loss Diet."
"Tonight on Smackdown: Jesse The Body Ventura vs. Johnny Rotten's aunt."
"Hmph.. Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things. Mmm. Cookie..."
"See, I told you that mustache would draw attention, Robert. Everyone is staring!"