Caption Contest No. 50

Winning Submission:

"Yeah, he's a decent looking kid. But he's no Luke Skywalker."

Honorable Mentions
"Helloooo Kitty!"
"Darth, you're in my circle!"
"This is a video of MY dark side."
"Ugh! I never get service on Naboo!"
"This is your son LUKE with us last nite!"
"What do you mean you haven't seen Spaceballs?"
"Me love you long time ago, in a galaxy far far away."
"You know, girls, my whole body can be set to vibrate."
"So let me get this straight, you gotta catch them ALL?"
"Wait a minute. That is my daughter in the slave outfit?"
"The Emperor will be most pleased with his new ring-tones."
"I can show you more if you take us back to the Death Star..."
"Yes, on our planet Han Solo is also known as Indiana Jones."
"I sense a great shift in the force. What is this thing you call... blog?"
"When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. I have an iPhone."
"Just because you've got some heavy breathing recorded on your phone doesn't mean it was me."