Caption Contest No. 52

Winning Submission:

"This is clearly not me. I have a suit on..."

Honorable Mentions
"Uhhh, next story please..."
"Our top story tonight, I'm going to prison."
"...And we are told he never, ever wears red ties!"
"Damn! Those guys can never get my eyes right."
"If you see this handsome man, please contact police. "
"They really mean rap-ist because my rhymes are that hot."
"Witnesses described the subject as being...uh, purple. With no legs. Yeah. I repeat, suspect is purple with no legs."
"And for our visually impaired viewers...the suspect is a five foot four inch caucasian male with blond hair and blue eyes."
"So to conclude, the police have found this man, and are stressing the public NOT to contact them anymore on his whereabouts."